In regards to getting a mobile up, I wouldn’t say that I’m a lazy parent, so much as a particular one. I vetoed all the rest because i wasn’t try to crank that horrid lullaby every time. Then our friend Jenn gave us a blank one outfitted with a bunch of roach clips, so I stuck my collection of glo-worms on it. Lucia is losing her mind in glo-worm land right now. Thanks, Jenn!
In other news, it may have been legal to literally bleach children white in the mid-80’s: